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ACTUAL TITLE: Crosby Toews Vidspam DW wouldn't let me post.

Crosby at Entry Draft
Baby Crosby being a baby.
If you're 30 seconds in and you're thinking "I've watched this porn," you're me.


Sidney Crosby& Jack Johnson- Funniest Interview
Sidney Crosby's reaction to girls his age. Also "I'm not the number one pick yet."
(Don't read the comments tho.)



Penguins Star Sidney Crosby Shoots Pool With Michelle
So, I'm not normaly a fan of these "tell me about your personal life ALL OF IT NAO" interviews but there's so little about these guys that I just loved this. Embedding disabled by request.
She actually gets him to relax after a while.
He talks about living with Mario Lemieux, custom made jeans, girlfriend-not-having (shocking, considering his stance when he meets them), being a fanboy, and living in a small town.

Sidney Crosby Pre-Game 'Dance'
OMG you might want to watch this with sound off. Idk, if you can handle a LOT of second hand awkward, then listen to the sound. But I suggest you just watch him stretch like a boss.



Plane
Wat Hockey players do on planes. Nothing mostly, but also I love the way he chews food. Is that wrong? It totally is.



Fanvids:

Sidney Crosby's Awkward Funny Moments
Good collection of Sidney Crosby being not Srs Bzns Canadian Hockey Superstar



Sidney Crosby - The Long and Winding Road Back Tribute (HD)
One of those videos with real life events set to exciting music and dramatic things happening dramatically. I love it. The speed though can be a bit much though so if quick flashing images give you headaches, this might not be for you.




And now for some Jonathan Toews (and Kane because seriously I cannot fucking find a video of just him where he isn't being full on Captain Serious. So, as much as I dislike Kane, I can only hope he turns into a decent human being soon, for his boyfriend's sake.)

Kane meets Toews after Team USA win 2/21/2010
Kaner being almost adorable.



Jonathan Toews' story about Patrick Kane
Cool story, bro :D (No, really, watch it to the end, it's funny :) )
Also includes lines like "You gotta use me out there, I'm wide open, use me" with uncommented "wohoo!" in the background.



Jonathan Toews+Patrick Kane Talking About Dates+Clothes
When asked about dates, they talk about the other guy. Because, I guess, that's the kind of thing a bro knows about a bro?



Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane's NHL 2009 Allstar Game Ad Campaign
LoL IDEK what NHL is :D



Where's the puck? Puck gets lost in Antti Niemi's Pads [HQ]
LoL, this is too funny. They lose the puck grope the goalie!) and then Toews finds it in a second and is like "there, now let's fucking play what is wrong with you people IEDK..."



Things I learned:

"Is that all you've got" is some kind of code for hockey players. Check this shit out:

Jonathan Toews - Target Skill Shot
"Is that all you've got?"


*4 perfect shots in a row across the ice* "That a little better?" You passive agressive douche <3

And then Sidney

Sidney Crosby Pyramid trick Sharp shooter
"Is that all you've got?"

Less passive, more "fuck you." :D